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Ten Reasons Cats Make Better Pets Than Slugs

Top Ten Reasons Why Cats Make Better Pets Than Slugs

1. Cats don’t eat your plants.
2. Cats come when you call them.
3. Cats kill mice.
4. Cats cuddle with your.
5. Cats will bad around a ball and sometimes bring it back to you.
6. Cats live inside.
7. Cats comfort you when you’re down.
8. Run to the door to greet you when you come home.
9. It’s not embarrassing to tell people you have a pet cat.
10. Cats purr.

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Top Ten Reasons Why Slugs Make Better Pets Than Cats

1. They don’t scratch your furniture.
2. They don’t kill wild birds.
3. They don’t need to be spayed.
4. They don’t shed all over your black pants.
5. They don’t need shots.
6. They don’t hack up hairballs.
7. You don’t have to change their cat box.
8. They don’t poop in your neighbor’s sandbox.
9. You won’t be allergic to their dander.
10. No vet bills.